Let evil-doers everywhere look upon Mervin’s scrotum and tremble; do not try to rub your private parts against the Blonde Marvel’s generous thighs…or suffer a similar fate!
See? See? He was faking! =_=
… Right now, he looks like he isn’t a werewolf, but turning into a were-tanuki. Those things look quite… out there in the original Japanese art.
Hint: the big semicircular things connected to its body that it uses for so many tasks are EXACTLY what you may suspect, given I thought of this critter after seeing Mervin’s current predicament.
He can’t win for losing can he?
Fun fact about canines; at times, during copulation, the male organ swells up to the point that the male gets stuck inside the female until things settle down a bit.
I hope this event ism’t a sign that Mervin is about to have a growth spurt beneath the equator beyond what he’s used to…
Well…somethings happening and I don’t know what it is…
I kind of want to see the continuing misadventures of Mervin’s swelling nards. Will they become giant and rampage across the countryside?
That does give me story ideas…
Heh, wolfman’s got nards.
This reminds me of Seinfeld (no, not because it was a show about nothing…..lol) bcuz of the warning in the original post. It reminded me of Jerry warning: “Folks, don’t try this @ home” and I am smiling thinking of ‘wolves’ rubbing up against their Blonde Marvels hoping for, well, hoping to get lucky perhaps. Then again, maybe thus is not a good analogy since thus Blonde Marvel is also his Auntie. Oh well…..sorry
New ideas, hon? I’m certain we are all more than curious if Mervin’s situation has a silver lining somewhere. I imagine growth in this area would be a big major plus, not only for him but for Angela if he should go ‘rampart’ again & lose control. Speaking as a female I may complain verbally however secretly…..hmmm do the words: “if it feels good it must be good” mean anything? hugs! Susan xox
PS I know this may only be a female mind thought thing but if his ‘semen produving containers’ (a politically correct version for ‘ balls ‘ lol) are enlarged to monstrous proportions wouldn’t his penis also be? (hmmm let’s see now, let’s try ‘ semen shooting apparatus ‘ lol) hugs! Susan xox
See ‘wolves sometimes get stuck during mating as the male member grows to such a size that the male can’t pull back’. ^^; If sex does happen, Mervin’s “little Mervin” may expand, but probably only once it’s inside of Angela…
Which sure wouldn’t be a bad thing…..being ‘ caught ‘ that way (@ least not in this gal’s opinion). However I’m sure if the timing is off….. as in Angela stuck to Mervin as Harold walks in the door, well that just might be a sobering moment for her. That alone could be a situation where even the best diplomacy used is bound to fall short of any treaty signing.
Thanks 4 the description, Hon. Next time I’m called 4 jury duty & the judge refers to a hung jury the smile on my face may give my thoughts away I fear. lol
hugs! Susan xox
Ahem, well I don’t know about the penis swelling as well…I’m familiar with the recent case of Wesley Warren, the man whose scrotum grew to an astounding 132 pounds due to what doctors believe was an injury he suffered in that area. Just google Wesley Warren and read his story. He had it worse than our poor Mervin. But as far as I’ve researched the issue, the penis itself doesn’t swell out of proportion.
Well, in the case of wolves it’s natural, not the result of an injury. ^^;
ahhh You can’t blame a gal 4 trying, Darrell. I can’t speak 4 all females however even the best of us wouldn’t mind a King size shaft instead of a ‘ normal ‘ one that is more or less considered an average 4 the American male’ one. Not that I’m complaining or anything like that, it’s more a dream/fantasy/wish/hope. Like winning the lottery: one has a better chance of being struck by lightning twice than actually winning the whole enchilada however that doesn’t stop one from thinking of all the cars, boats, homes & toys out there with one’s name on it IF 6 of the 6 numbers were on the ticket. lol Even if lightning hasn’t hit us once, we still can’t help but wonder WHAT IF….
Anyway, with the majority of males it’s often big breasts, with females it’s often big shafts. Oh well, Melvin is big enough as he is. hugs! Susan xox
Preach on, sister!
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