Movie Announcer Voice: In a world…where a woman can smother a man to death with her 88DDD Breasts…

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I’ve got this idea for a graphic novel (or mini-series?) based on that old soft-core movie, Deadly Weapons starring CheDeadly_weapons_poster_01sty Morgan.

Now let’s be perfectly honest; Deadly Weapons is a bad movie. It’s not even a “so bad, it’s good” type of movie. It’s not even “unintentionally funny.” It’s just plain bad. But the plot of the movie is fascinating: A woman takes revenge on the men who killed her lover by smothering them one by one with her big old titties. I’ve always been enthralled with that concept and always wished someone like Tarantino would remake it (with Abbi Secraa of course ).

But it ain’t likely to happen. So like they say, if you want something done, you gotta do it yourself.

I wrote and rewrote  a synopsis based on the main plot of the movie: a woman kills the men who murdered her lover/husband by smothering them with her breasts. But I believe the “screenplay” for my story is more structurally sound than that of the original movie (it couldn’t possibly be any worse). I’m still revising and tweaking my plot so that there’s some semblance of internal logic (thank you everyone who provided encouragement and input 🙂  )

The other major difference is that my heroine’s boobs grow to 10 times normal size when she’s exited or aroused…and murdering her husband’s killers arouses her plenty.

I think it would make a great graphic novel or mini-series if I can find the time to do it.

If you’ve never seen Deadly Weapons, why not check out the trailer below!