Hey look! Superheroines who are all exactly the same height, weight, age, and body type! Same cup size as well! In addition to the characters seen on the cover, posing like runway models, She-Hulk, Invisible Woman, Storm and the always scantily clad Emma Frost make cameo appearances. I find it odd that the Invisible Woman, the matriarch of the entire Marvel line of superheroes, looks here to be about 21. For a mother of two I gotta say she’s working that blue jump suit.
I’m not ragging on the artist. He’s just doing what he’s paid to do; that is, draw standard looking women who don’t deviate one bit from the Official Guidelines of What an Attractive Female Character is Supposed to Look Like ®. Woe be on any artist who deviates from the Guidelines. Because they are not guidelines. They are more like hard and fast rules.
If there was a comic book shop anywhere within two hours of my home I’d likely pick this up. Sadly there isn’t. So, other than the short preview (and subsequent review) at Comic Book Resources I probably won’t get to see much more of this. Shame. I could probably learn a thing or two. As has been suggested elsewhere, if only the Blonde Marvel would slim down to say, a size six, the character would be so much more popular. Also it wouldn’t hurt if I drew like Jim Lee. Or Joe Maduira. Or whoever Wizard magazine claimes is the hot artist this week.









